it’s the moment of truth and the moment to lie
Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x
can you imagine Oliver having to show up at quidditch trials and say ‘anyone who’s here to try out for seeker better go back up to the castle because an 11 year old boy rode a broom for the first time today and McGonagall gave him the seeker position before asking me or letting me see him play sorry guys’
I’m literally watching that scene right now and now I can’t stop laughing
yes please get that poor girl away from Nash Grier
I love poetry, and I love poetry about love. I think poetry as a form is about the that simplest literature can get, it’s… all of the trimmings have been stripped away, and really great poets have got to the heart of the matter by using very, very few, brilliant words, to make you feel something, which, for most people, is inexpressible.
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
this almost made me cry
this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.
I feel ill
I love this
FROZONE HAS A WIFE
AND SHE IS THE GREATEST GOOD HE IS EVVERRR GONNA GET